Houdini's Escape
Come for the drinks and stay for the show!Whether you're looking for a private show or not, we've got something magical in store for you!Open every other Thursday night 10PM-12AM ESTHyperion - Goblet - Ward 22 - Plot 38
About Us
Welcome to Houdini's Escape! Where the drinks and dancers are both magically delicious!Come visit us at Hyperion - Goblet - Ward 22 - Plot 38
Our Menu
Designed by our very own Sigr Kveldulfr, our drinks are designed to mystify your eyes, tantalize your tastebuds, and lift your spirits!Aside from body shots, drinks at Houdini's Escape are 1k gil unless listed otherwise, though generosity is appreciated!
Tonight's Special: The Pilebuncle Shot!Feeling daring? Possibly need something to drop that ruby shield? Look no further than the Pilebuncle shot! One part Absinthe, one part orange juice, and one part green tea. Refreshing, yet decievingly strong. Guaranteed for a good time, with one quick summon from your bartender!The Most Magical of (Body) Shots - 50k gilFirst, choose one of the drinks from our drink menu, then ask your server or bartender who is available tonight. Whether you want to be lying on the stage for that special someone to do a shot on your bared body or you'd like to get your chance to take your 'shot' with them, the choice is all yours! Make some magic tonight right on the Escape center stage and make your evening something special- and sexy!(Please keep body shots to a PG-13 description.)Cinnamon MudslideWhat do you call sweet cinnamon, chocolate, and kahlua liquors mixed together with vanilla ice cream? A deliciously good time, that's what! Topped with a sprinkle of fresh cinnamon and a drizzle of chocolate syrup, this is one drink sure to tickle your sweet tooth as much as get your head spinning before you realize it.Blooming BlueComing in alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions, this iced tea with just a hint of sweetness and floral flavor and gets its deep blue color and special properties from the unique blossom floating closed on the surface. Just ask how you can make it bloom to see the true magic happen!Black Magic Houdini MartiniThis sweet berry and herbal drink pours mist from its surface as it comes to you, wonderfully chilled and magical with every sip. With lingonberries and wildberries mixing with a sweet sage simple syrup and vodka, this elegant drink matches the sweetness, power, and beauty of the owners of the club.Fire IIICast your very own fire spell - even if you're not a black mage! This sweet and sour drink perfectly matches several liquors and sun lemonade together in a bright blue swirl - but it isn't nearly as incredible as the brilliance of what happens just before the goblet's handed to you. Just make sure you blow it out before you drink!IridescenceThis layered drink has taken away the breath of many with its beauty. With eight layers of different liquors and flavors representing the eight elements of the world. When combined on each sip, they come together in a singularly unique harmony that no other drink could ever hope to match - one moment sweet, another sour, briefly spicy, almost bitter... everyone claims the drink tastes differently, specific just to them. What will it taste like to you? What is the flavor of your life?Astral Fire/Umbral IceThese twin cinnamon and peppermint shots are meant to be done one after another to give the full effect of switching between the two powerful black magic states! It leaves a tingling that can be felt through the whole body and is sure to both wake you up and leave your head spinning.AbsintheThis herbal drink is known throughout the underworld of Eorzea and beyond, whispered through bars and back alleys for its mind-altering properties. A single shot of this slightly sweet, slightly bitter anise liquor, prepared carefully by our skilled bartender, will have you seeing the world through a whole new view.Drunk Jiggler DropsWith a huge variety of flavors to choose, these jiggling gelatin desserts wriggle like a drunken party goer! Coming in both alcoholic and non-alcoholic varieties, we offer - apple, pineapple, orange, rolanberry, pixieberry, blood orange, lemon, strawberry, wild berry, honey, and our most popular: the citrus cascade!Mog Pom PopperThis bright pink drink is sweet on the tongue and fantastic to sip on while watching the show, coming with a spun sugar Moogle Pom on top that has a twist inside - little cracklers that pop and sizzle playfully on the tongue for an extra sweet bonus!
Staff
Wootini and Asari Houdini
Sigr Kveldulfr
Sky Farron
Glyph T'fijim
Bunz DunRobar
Snowthistle Ulfrun
Akemi Noykin
Thea Noirterel
Services
Looking for a little more relaxation, or perhaps some magical company. Please feel free to ask our staff about any of our services we offer at Houdini's Escape!Massages (non erp) - 10k/5m
Private Dances - 50k/15m
Intimate Massages/Dances - 75k/15mCare to evoke the void which strips down our entire staff? Please send Wootini a tell, and he can fill you in on what you can do to make it a portal night!Charges are per staff member involved. Rates increase for each staff member included in your session.